Debany: Daddy Needs a Shape...

I'm in the house getting my gloves, Dane's in the backyard working on the garden boxes.

Debany: "Daddy needs a shape. I don't know why he needs a SHAPE."
Mommy: "Daddy needs a shape?"
Debany:  "Yeah! I don't know why."
Mommy:  "Well.. what kind of shape does Daddy need?"
Debany:  "A Triangle."
Mommy: "Ooooh!  Got it."
Debany:  "???"

Myanna: Rainbows

Myanna is relentless to getting her nails painted.  Last night, finger nails.  Today, toe nails.
(This is what happens when you're mom isn't all frilly and girlie...)
So, my indecisive girl decides she wants all the colors in a rainbow.

Mom while painting her nails:  "So, where do rainbows come from?"
Myanna:  "Walmart."

Porter : Gumballs

Porter: Hey Mom!

Jenn: Hey what?!

Porter: If you eat a lot of gumballs, you'll get blowed up.

Debany : Mackerel

Holy mackerel!

Gpa: What is a mackerel?

(mom in sign language - 'fish')

Debany: It's a fish. Holy fish!

Myanna: Holy fish!

Porter: Holy fish!

Debany: So, is that what you make macaroni and cheese out of?

Myanna : plans

Myanna: "Daddy, I think I saw a bug in my room..."

Dane: "Okay, you need to go to bed. If a bug shows up, you call for me..."

Myanna: "I don't like that plan..."

Porter : spicy toothpaste

I told the kids to go brush their teeth,

and for Debany to help her brother get the toothpaste on his brush...

Porter came running into the living room and said:

"Mom! I just tried the spicy toothpaste, AND IT WAS NOT GOOD!"

Porter: Nose blowed

(when I blew my nose, Porter said...)

"I don't need my nose blowed... see?

It's empty."